I used to work at the Pentagon. This was during the time Donald Rumsfield was Sec. of Defense. I distincly remember being with in a foot of him in passing and found myself at that instant, weighing the utter blissful satisfaction of pimp slapping the Sec. Of Defense in plain sight of everyone in that particular corridor, versus the beat down that would surely ensue by "the men in black", possible time at Levenworth, and of course the end of my short military career. Granted, I'd of become famous over night; during press conferences reporters question Rumsfield's swollen and bruised left cheek and jaw, lol, priceless. Not sure how well I'd recover from the aforementioned beat down, lol...Good stuff.

Question:
If given the opportunity, who would you like to pimp slap? Nevermind the consequence of said slap, focus on the moment of impact; back of hand to cheek, with the simultaneous shout "B*tch!!!" This is just for sh*t's and giggles, lets see who gets the most slaps, lol.

Choices:
George W. Bush
Barack Obama
John McCain
Joe Biden
Sarah Palin

 

Wow, I for one am mildly surprised. I just know Sarah Palin would get the pimp hand more than anyone, as it currently stands Obama and McCain are pretty close; funny enough even here, Obama always seems to be doing a little bit better than McCain, lol. Don't let it get under your skin, it's just for fun.

I'm amazed so many people would pimp slap a senior citizen, lol.