There are like 5 out on the internet.
Appendix A of the MOI for the HQs USF-I Separate Brigades SAMA Program FY2010 has one bio, but I'm not sure if that's the one everyone is talking about or not. It goes into details about the club and a brief history of it's founding members.
Then, of course, there's the bio that's on the official website. That one is over 600 words long. Some feat that's going to be!
So my question is simple:
Is there a specific bio that has been sanctioned by the organization for use in boards? I can do verbatim, but one and not twenty different versions.